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EXCLUSIVO: HAY QUE VERLO PARA CREERLO. ALGO ASI COMO MIL INSUBORDINADOS METIENDOLE MANO A UNA TOALLA GRANDOTA CON UNA CRUZ HECHA CON CINTA AISLADORA.
-ME HIZO CAMINAR DE NUEVO,-DECLARO ALGUIEN AJENO A LA IGLESIA -PORQUE ME DETUVE A VER LA ESCENA Y CUANDO VI LO QUE HACIAN TUVE QUE SEGUIR CAMINANDO.-
YA DENTRO DE LA SEDE, CONSEGUIMOS HABLAR CON UNO DE LOS PARTICIPANTES. ESTE ES EL CONMOVEDOR TESTIMONIO DE UN GALLEGO QUE DESDE HACE UN TIEMPO HABITA EN NUESTRO PAIS, SE LLAMA JUANCHO TALARGA, Y ESTAS SON SUS PALABRAS:
-BUENO PUEZ, HE VENIO IO AKI PORKE HOMBRE, TENGO UN PROBLEMIN KE ME EZTABA RULANDO...NO ZE ME PARABA LA "POLLA" HOMBRE!!, TE IMAGINAZ TU PUEZ , HE PROBADO DE TODO, INCLUZO ME HE MAZAJEADO EL #### CON UN PLATANO ENZALIBADO MIENTRAZ OBZERVABA EZCONDIDO A MI NOVIA EN ROPA INTERIOR COMO ZE PREPARABA PARA FOLLAR CON MI MEJOR AMIGO, Y NADA NO HA DADO REZULTADO PUEZ, UNA VEZ PROBE INCLUZO PONER EN LA CABEZA DE LA POLLA UNA MOZCA VIVA, LO CUAL TAMPOCO REZULTO, LOZ MEDICOZ NO ME HAN ENCONTRADO ZOLUCION A MI PROBLEMA, PERO POR ZUERTE MIS PROBLEMAS TERMINARON CUANDO TOQUE EL MANTO DE LA DESCARGA, AUTOMATICAMENTE DESCARGUE TODO LO KE TENIA Y VAYA, LE HE DEJADO UN LAMPARON EN LA POLLERA A LA GORDA KE ESTA ADELANTE.-
LA GENTE DE V.A.L.E.O.C.E.M.M. (VOY A LIMPIARME EL ORTO CON EL MANTO DE MIERDA) QUISO ESTABLECER SU POSICION DISCRIMINATIVA, TIRANDO DESDE UNA POSICION ESTRATEGICAMENTE ELEVADA, 5 ASADERAS DE GALLETAS UNTADAS CON DIVERSAS Y COLORIDAS MERMELADAS.
UNO DE LOS PARASACERDOTES DE LA VALEOCEMM DECLARO: -CONSIDERANDO QUE EL COSO ESE ES MUY PARECIDO A UNA ALFOMBRA, APLICAMOS LA LEY MURPHIANA QUE DICE QUE LAS GALLETAS CAERAN CON LA MERMELADA HACIA ABAJO, ARRUINANDO CUALQUIER ALFOMBRA.-
UN GRUPO DE CURAS Y MONJAS DE LAS IGLESIAS CATOLICAS DE LA REGION SE PARARON EN LA PUERTA Y AGITABAN A LA VOZ DE "O-LE-LE O-LA-LA TRAJERON LAS BANDERAS, LA HINCHADA DONDE ESTA?"
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Por: El Chupacabras | Antiguos | Comentarios (4) | Referencias (82)
Amogo yo soy pastor de la oracion fuerte y aquel que se burla de las cosas que bienen de Dios vivira en la miseria
Jesus Soto | 02-07-2005 17:38:59
Los buenos dotes de lectoescritura VIENEN de Dios, AMIGO. El manto de la descarga viene de Corrientes 4070. Yo no creo ni en las estadisticas pero me ofrecieron trabajo creativo en la iglesia universal. El unico que vive en la miseria es el que paga 10% de sus ingresos a los sujetos que imitan a cornholio. La verdad elegiste mal, cambiate a una iglesia seria y tradicionalista o no vuelvas a decir en tu vida que Dios es Amor y Censura.
El Chupacabras | 02-07-2005 18:25:38
soto:qierido pastor de la oraciòn fuerte, creo que te has confundido de sitio para venir a hacer esa clace de planteos tan pelotudos.Aparte yo me cago en tu puto dios pagano y "mira, mira...tengo internet" y novivo en la puta miseria. Jil
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